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Down on the planet Zurton, there are millions of little Zurtians. Zurton, a jigga mile past planet Yurakorn, is neon pink in color and in the shape of a triangle. Zurtians come in all different colors: blue, black, silver, and even rainbow! Earth scientists think that there is water on Mars, but they are wrong—it’s all located on Zurton, Zurtians love water. One thing you will never find on planet Zurton is pizza; the cheesy, doughy, and meaty meal is forbidden on this planet. Zurtians aren’t that different from humans, having to take care of their dingybarks and meowbits is just an everyday chore like ours on Earth. The Zurtians are some small aliens, and I mean SMALL, they only measure up to one inch tall! This may lead you to think that the planet Zurton is a tiny planet, but it is not—the planet is normal size, the people just aren’t! Just because they are little, does not limit the Zurtians, whether it’s flying in airplanes from Higglesberg to Frandisago or walking a ziggleforth down the street, these little aliens cannot be stopped! On the planet, there are millions of playgrounds—Zurtians favorite playground equipment pieces are upside down toprewards and dofaights (as surveyed in The Zurtian Post.) Life on the planet Zurton is an adventure within itself: millions of little Zurtians running around with their dingybarks and meowbits, and playgrounds on every corner—what more could a person ask for!?

On a planet called Glardek, a huge gas giant with 32 surrounding moons, millions of tiny organisms live in constant fear of the Foliarchs, a council of six huge creatures with leafy appendages who love to snack on the juicy residents. The minuscule Glardens, constantly on the run from the terrifying seafoam Foliarchs, try to group together as often as possible-- their amazing abilities of cohesion allows them to grow a little in size when two attach. Their tiny brains, appendages, and other organs stretch and strengthen with each addition, and while the Foliarchs still reign all-powerful, some Glardens have joined forces so that they are almost large enough to put up a fight. Only once in the history of Glardek has there been a charted Glarden rebellion; millions of Glardens joined forces in order to fight and kill just one of the Foliarchs, reducing the number of council representatives from seven to six. Now that the argumentative and hidebound Foliarchs are at an even number, none of them have been able to reach a decision on any issue: every time a vote comes along, three of the Foliarchs always vote yes, while three always vote no. This stalemate has resulted in a period of time for the Glardens to regroup and create the biggest alliances they can; two Glardens who tower over the Foliarchs have been assembled, and now hide in the sky trees that dangle in the air. One Glarden paddles continually in cloud pools, searching for more members to create another Foliarch opponent, close to the size of the smallest Foliarch. While the Foliarchs fight, one can only hope that the innocent Glardens can regain their independence in a fight to the finish for the planet Glardek.

On a far away planet known as Aytan, jillions of tiny Aytians about the size of a child gather to establish a new home filled with enjoyment and pleasure. Aytan is a red football-shaped planet dyed with giant blue patches of water and filled with play-doh rather then the average hard concrete ground. All of these little Aytians build their society creating little play-doh homes and buildings. Just like humans, the Aytians need to stuff their little bellies so they scavenge their food off of plants and trees on Aytan which include Aytian trufegas and blubafecs. Yummy right? When the Aytians aren’t working their little butts off bettering their society, they play a little game known as Ayterball. This fancy game utilizes a ball created from play-doh and a play-doh suit. Players wear the play-doh suits, for safety of course, and then take turns throwing the ball at each others’ suit. The first player to miss the other player loses and must have play-doh shoved into their belly button. Ayterball is a wonderful game if you adore pushing little Aytian buttons. Even if Ayterball isn’t the right game for you, Aytan is still filled with all sort of play-doh fun for everyone.

Life on the planet of Savanion is the life to live- there is lovely, luscious foliage covering the expanse of the land, highlighted by flowers in exotic colors. The planet fully rotates every hour, so the sky is constantly filled with bright hues of sunsets and sunrises. Best of all, no humans exist on this planet, nor any other dominant race. Birds and animals both exist, but the entire planet is untouched by civilization, leaving every creature in the rarest form of wild beauty. Many of the creatures live short lives though, because the hourly rotation of the planet creates severe weather conditions. The planet has seasons like those on Earth, but everything is fast-forwarded- the seasons change daily. Along with this, one hour could be warm and breezy, while the next could the blizzard of the century. Oceans are in constant uproar, as the temperatures drop and rise, freezing and unfreezing the waters. Gigantic tidal waves occur daily, as well as hurricanes. The hurricanes gather water as they do on earth, but because the weather patterns change so often the hurricanes usually just stop spinning over earth, and water pours from the sky in a constant flow, resembling a huge waterfall in the middle of no where.

Life on Pluto would be very cold since it is so far away from the sun. Everyone would dress like Eskimos and use sled dogs as transportation. Since there is no oxygen on Pluto, people living in the environment would have their bodies adapt to the change and be able to live and breathe without oxygen. Also, people’s bodies would alter and adapt so they could live in cold conditions and not get frost bitten or die of hypothermia. They’re body temperatures would drop and be stable at colder levels. Since Pluto is such a small planet, not many people would populate it either. The only sports participated in would be hockey and ice skating since everyone would live in teepees outside and it would be icy and snowy. All current sports that people play today would not be able to be played on icy surfaces. Everyone would hunt penguins and eat snow cones for food supply. There’d also be no school since everyday would be a snow day.

The planet of RaymondToisEvil almost speaks for itself; it is ruled by the evil dictator Raymond and his diabolical henchmen Kevin To. He seized power with a ruthless iron fist and crushed any who opposed him. He made the rest of the humanoids slaves to pandas and himself. Anyone who speaks of rebellion mysteriously disappears at the hand of his brother Kevin. The only real building on the planet is a gargantuan palace for Raymond and his cronies. The people, forced to live in mud huts, live in utter despair. Treated as royalty, the pandas are carried around on litters to bamboo houses where their cuddly faces are stuffed with bamboo. Raymond typically passes his time by verbally ripping apart people’s emotions. The deeper the population dives into depression the happier Raymond becomes. Kevin To, a cruel and sinister being, is the main cause of this depression by cruelly keeping people in slavery. The entire planet is covered in rainforest and is entirely eco-friendly on the up-side. There are white sandy beaches and two suns hover over the planet, which powers all of the machinery. Raymond’s line of thought is that if people are the dominant species on other planets, animals will rule on this one.

Life on another planet includes creatures with green skin and blue hair. Living like cavemen, the creatures are very small and walk on three legs. The only tools they use are wood, stones, and fire. Unfortunately for the inhabitants of this planet, chocolate has not been invented yet. On this planet, the creatures live a simple life, eating plants and swimming in lakes. The ice cream is really delicious there and it’s fat free. The most popular flavor is spicy peanut. Everyone loves eating ice cream all of the time, even in the winter because it tastes cold but it doesn’t make you feel cold. The sour cherry pie, made with freshly picked cherries daily, is also quite fantastic. All of the little members of the planet gather every year for a sour cherry festival and everyone makes recipes using sour cherries because they are so perfect. On this planet, covered with lush trees and flowers that smell of cinnamon, everyone is very friendly and always in a chipper mood. The fluffy white clouds that scatter the yellow skies are made out of real marshmallow fluff and they rain peanut butter, which solved their peanut butter famine in the late 1930’s.

Life on planet Mars is very warm all year round, temperatures ranging from 70-90, yet the water temperature is always around 40, helping to cool the creatures off--maybe even too much. The only colors that can physically be seen are "warm shades" such as various shades of red, orange and yellow. The civilians on the planet speak jibberish, but are also required to know every language spoken on all of the other seven (eight including Pluto) planets. This includes the plethora of languages we speak here on earth. They require this so that one day when they fulfill their plan to take over the solar system they are prepared to explain their mission to anything or anyone they come across. When I say take over the solar system, it is sometimes applied that they would like to kill off all of the species and rule space, but the creatures of Mars want to solely just have control and power. Barbantuas, the creatures of Mars, are pretty arrogant creatures and are not known to be at all open-minded. However, their technology advances are way beyond anything else and they are all breeded geniuses, but that comes with the help of their secretive way of spying on the other planets. When they see a break in technology they take credit for that creation and then widen the idea further to invent more and more creations. One day the Barbantuas will take over the solar system, but when that day will come in unknown to us.

I shot out of the launching pad, stomach turning, nose bleeding, pants dampened with terror of living on an alien land. The shuttle launched me out like a rocket. The G forces crushing me like an obese sumo wrestler. The trip. long, arguese and full of smelly stinky vomit, ended when we arrived on Uranus. Uranus was hot, moist, and smelled like a dumpster outside a poop factory. My head aching from the viliounous smell crippling humidity and heat. The surface was dry, the air was thick, and my longing for home was deep. We roamed for a miles, searching for any signs of life. After hours of eventless searching, we saw a sign; a sign with writing on it. From the immense pain to my head and nostral passages, I thought I could read it, it looked english to me, ﻿It couldn't possibly be, the alien life forms of the great planet of Uranus had studied and had become experts in the english language. As I got closer I could hardly contain my excitement, my palms were sweaty and my headache was completely gone. I eagarly read the sign: WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS. WHAT! We were in Vegas. Appareantly we just flew around for a little bit and had crashed in the desert outside of Las Vegas. My excitement was severly crushed, I guess I'll never know what other planets are like.

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Life on planet Paradise is exactly how it sounds. This life is one people can only dream of. The sun shines everyday, where there is no rain or snow, with its rays bursting yellow and orange down on the core, and the weather is always warm and beautiful with an occasional cool breeze. Planet Paradise is a vacation far away from our humble Earth, and one day it may even be known as home. This planet is made up of islands, so everyone lives on or near the beach. The beaches on planet Paradise all have the most perfect sand that glistens like crystals in the sun, and the water is a beautiful clear blue, so clear that you can see everything on the the water's floor. Whether people permanently live here, or take a spontaneous vacation here, planet Paradise is known as an all year vacation. The atmosphere of this calm planet is very peaceful where are little towns where people gather and enjoy each others presence. This land mass of absolute paradise would be the greatest place to live, with no worries or care in the whole wide world. =====